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Alex was chosen. Every fifty odd years or so, an athletic college student's penis grows to five feet long in class. It happens almost instantly, and it has happened countless times throughout latter half of the third millennium. Not much is known about what causes these events, but they are accepted as a permanent fixation of reality by now. As such, Alex being chosen was notable but not surprising. Alex felt his anus start to expand. This and the following events are all to be expected in one of these "Bulkings." All the students sitting in the class had been sitting there knowing full well that the world was due for a Bulking. All Alex had to do was be a relatively athletic guy in a college class. As soon as he realized that, yes, this was actually happening, a wave of bliss rushed through him. He breathed heavily, distracted by his gigantic cock and the continuing expansion of his anus. As other students rushed to pull out their their phones to film the event, Alex's anus slowly grew to the size of a neck pillow. It also started inexplicably sucking people in. Since Bulkings are so rare, this suction has only been scarcely studied. It acts only on humans and sucks people in with great force. Alex moaned obscenely as student after student was vacuumed up by his anus. Each student that went in was some combination of fascinated, awed, and aroused by their situation. No bulking is ever extensive enough to consume all the other students. Alex racked up about twenty. After the suction died down, Alex's muscles started to grow. Rapidly and simultaneously, his feet widened and thickened, his pecs ballooned, his arms and legs and back expanded with muscle. By the time he finished digesting all the prey, he was the size of a house. He knew immediately that life would be different for him from now on.

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